i like music.
nothing wrong with country, aside from the fact that i don't like it.
i like music.
nothing wrong with country, aside from the fact that i don't like it.
rhcp-otherside
"she wants to know am I still a slut...I've got to take it on the otherside"
Oh my ...thats so dirty :P
Country music has one redeeming feature: if you rewind the song, then the guy gets his dog back, gets his truck back, and gets his girl back. Everyone wins.
Except the listener.
My Humps makes me want to harm my ears.
Miss New Booty is an abomination unto the English language and the noble art of singing. "Get it together and bring it back to me" indeed.
Then there's a truly horrible song by Chingy... I don't remember the title, but the lyrics include gems such as the following: "Damn, girl, how'd you get all o' that in them jeans THEM JEANS? I bet you had to jump up 'n' down just to get 'em on!"
That song made me want to die. I'm so very glad I only heard it once.
However, previous centuries have also provided more than a few astoundingly bad lyrics. Try this little number, written in either the late 17th or early 18th century - an era that today is usually, and mistakenly, associated with chaste prudery:
Even by today's standards, that's pretty bad.My Man John
My man John had a thing that was long,
My maid Mary had a thing that was hairy,
My man John put his thing that was long,
Into my maid Mary's thing that was hairy.
My maid Mary then stirr'd it about,
till with stirring and stirring at length it came out,
but then my man John, thrust it in once again,
and knock'd it most stoutly to make it remain.
But John with much knocking so widen'd the hole,
that his long thing slip'd out still in spight of his soul,
till weary'd and vex'd and with knocking grown sore,
cry'd a Pox take the Hole for I'll knock it no more.
The View - Same Jeans D:
"Shake your Bon-Bon" Ricky Martin! lol oldie...and "La Macarena" hahah I used to LOVE that song!!
I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret between a shadow and a soul...
A Horse with No Name:
On the first part of the journey
I was looking at all the life
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
The heat was hot and the ground was dry
But the air was full of sound
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...
After two days in the desert sun
My skin began to turn red
After three days in the desert fun
I was looking at a river bed
And the story it told of a river that flowed
Made me sad to think it was dead
You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...
After nine days I let the horse run free
'Cause the desert had turned to sea
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
there was sand and hills and rings
The ocean is a desert with it's life underground
And a perfect disguise above
Under the cities lies a heart made of ground
But the humans will give no love
You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...
It's so stupid it makes me laugh.
Edit: OK, the refrain is what's really stupid about it. Believe me, it sounds much stupider when you hear it.
I stand by my belief, that I constantly tell people that ask me about my music taste... that 90% of music today would be better with NO lyrics
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Uh, basically any rap song is offenisve to all 5 senses. Mostly ears & eyes.
Read some sometime. Really, you'll feel yourself get dumber.
Not quite - Kanye West has some really good lyrics.
Anyway, here's some pretty bad lyrics:
Kelly Clarkson - Since U Been Gone (look, even the song title is silly, and it's not even grammatically correct!!)
Here's the thing
We started out friends
It was cool, but it was all pretend
Yeah, yeah, since you been gone
You're dedicated, you took the time
Wasn't long 'til I called you mine
Yeah, yeah, since you been gone
And all you'd ever hear me say
Is how I picture me with you
That's all you'd ever hear me say
But since you been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so movin' on, yeah yeah
Thanks to you, now I get what I want
Since you been gone
How can I put it, you put me on
I even fell for that stupid love song
Yeah, yeah, since you been gone
How come I'd never hear you say
I just wanna be with you
Guess you never felt that way
But since you been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so movin' on, yeah, yeah
Thanks to you, now I get, I get what I want
Since you been gone
You had your chance, you blew it
Out of sight, out of mind
Shut your mouth, I just can't take it
Again and again and again and again
Since you been gone (since you been gone)
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so movin' on, yeah yeah
Thanks to you (thanks to you)
Now I get, I get what I want
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so movin' on, yeah yeah
Thanks to you (thanks to you)
Now I get (I get)
You should know (you should know) that I get
I get what I want
Since you been gone
Since you been gone
Since you been gone
...and:
Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend
Hey, hey, you, you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you
I could be your girlfriend
Hey, hey, you, you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
No, it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you
I want to be your girlfriend
You're so fine I want you mine you're so delicious
I think about you all the time you're so addictive
Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright (Alright...)
Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious
And hell yeah, I'm the mother smurfing princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right (I'm right...)
She's like so whatever
You could do so much better ....and I can't bothered to copy and paste any more of this crap.
...but possibly the worst ever:
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like me
Don't cha (haah aah)
Don't cha
...pure unadulterated garbage.
now safe beneath their wisdom, and their feet;
here i will teach you truly how, to sleep.
anything that comes out of 50 Cent's mouth.
and My Humps make me feel like a bad child for listening to it.
Nonsense language from a rotating head, high tension and a firm beat. From a 5-match janken match I guide comes tactics for big opinions. Nonsense language from a rotating head, high tension and a firm beat. From a 5-match janken match I guide comes tactics for big opinions.
35 plus 4 divided by 2, the partygoers who don't burst open don't know, This sociable sound demon screwing into an obtuse angle easily, They dunno where from or where to, but anyway he divided the sound. Everyone's winding chatter is a dangling handkerchief.
An alteration in the radar and in the nonsense coming over the airwaves, If you start snorin', your heartbeat that's goin' up as much as your personality changes Is really greedy, but there's power and land of the priest's staff And since I was born, I've kept on playin' like this.
Nonsense language from a rotating head, high tension and a firm beat. From a 5-match janken match I guide comes tactics for big opinions. Nonsense language from a rotating head, high tension and a firm beat. From a 5-match janken match I guide comes tactics for big opinions.
From 3rd street to 4th streeth, from main street to the carnal desires, Pack up the duties left to you, take it all gently, Really, you don't have to worry if you extend over to this slow train. Don Pach Don Pach Don Today, on this Japanese island where they're sexin' it up.
From 3rd street to 4th streeth, from main street to the carnal desires, Pack up the duties left to you, take it all gently, Really, you don't have to worry if you extend over to this slow train. Don Pach Don Pach Don Today, on this Japanese island where they're sexin' it up Don Pach Don Pach Don Today, on this Japanese island where they're sexin' it up. Don Pach Don Pach Don Today, on this Japanese island where they're sexin' it up.
That time, that time, I give respect, we'll break it all apart, yo, just like this example.
Daikenkai, from DDR. >_>
Pretty terrible, I must say...