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    i like music.

    nothing wrong with country, aside from the fact that i don't like it.

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    rhcp-otherside

    "she wants to know am I still a slut...I've got to take it on the otherside"

    Oh my ...thats so dirty :P

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    Country music has one redeeming feature: if you rewind the song, then the guy gets his dog back, gets his truck back, and gets his girl back. Everyone wins.
    Except the listener.

    My Humps makes me want to harm my ears.

    Miss New Booty is an abomination unto the English language and the noble art of singing. "Get it together and bring it back to me" indeed.

    Then there's a truly horrible song by Chingy... I don't remember the title, but the lyrics include gems such as the following: "Damn, girl, how'd you get all o' that in them jeans THEM JEANS? I bet you had to jump up 'n' down just to get 'em on!"

    That song made me want to die. I'm so very glad I only heard it once.

    However, previous centuries have also provided more than a few astoundingly bad lyrics. Try this little number, written in either the late 17th or early 18th century - an era that today is usually, and mistakenly, associated with chaste prudery:
    My Man John

    My man John had a thing that was long,
    My maid Mary had a thing that was hairy,
    My man John put his thing that was long,
    Into my maid Mary's thing that was hairy.

    My maid Mary then stirr'd it about,
    till with stirring and stirring at length it came out,
    but then my man John, thrust it in once again,
    and knock'd it most stoutly to make it remain.

    But John with much knocking so widen'd the hole,
    that his long thing slip'd out still in spight of his soul,
    till weary'd and vex'd and with knocking grown sore,
    cry'd a Pox take the Hole for I'll knock it no more.
    Even by today's standards, that's pretty bad.

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    The View - Same Jeans D:
    I made one myself for a change! Although you can probably tell that..

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    While Slug of Atmosphere has usually got really smurfin' good lyrics I just can't help but LOL at this particular lyric from "Trying To Find A Balance"

    Stop writin' raps and go play volleyball
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    Avril's become more profane now with lines such as "Hell yeah, I'm a m***** f***in' princess"
    No matter how much you and Sigmund Freud want it to be, 'mother' is not a curse word.



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    "Shake your Bon-Bon" Ricky Martin! lol oldie...and "La Macarena" hahah I used to LOVE that song!!
    I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret between a shadow and a soul...

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    A Horse with No Name:

    On the first part of the journey
    I was looking at all the life
    There were plants and birds and rocks and things
    There was sand and hills and rings
    The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
    And the sky with no clouds
    The heat was hot and the ground was dry
    But the air was full of sound

    I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
    It felt good to be out of the rain
    In the desert you can remember your name
    'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
    La, la ...

    After two days in the desert sun
    My skin began to turn red
    After three days in the desert fun
    I was looking at a river bed
    And the story it told of a river that flowed
    Made me sad to think it was dead

    You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
    It felt good to be out of the rain
    In the desert you can remember your name
    'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
    La, la ...

    After nine days I let the horse run free
    'Cause the desert had turned to sea
    There were plants and birds and rocks and things
    there was sand and hills and rings
    The ocean is a desert with it's life underground
    And a perfect disguise above
    Under the cities lies a heart made of ground
    But the humans will give no love

    You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
    It felt good to be out of the rain
    In the desert you can remember your name
    'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
    La, la ...

    It's so stupid it makes me laugh.

    Edit: OK, the refrain is what's really stupid about it. Believe me, it sounds much stupider when you hear it.

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    I stand by my belief, that I constantly tell people that ask me about my music taste... that 90% of music today would be better with NO lyrics

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    Uh, basically any rap song is offenisve to all 5 senses. Mostly ears & eyes.
    Read some sometime. Really, you'll feel yourself get dumber.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proxy View Post
    Uh, basically any rap song is offenisve to all 5 senses. Mostly ears & eyes.
    Read some sometime. Really, you'll feel yourself get dumber.
    Not quite - Kanye West has some really good lyrics.

    Anyway, here's some pretty bad lyrics:
    Kelly Clarkson - Since U Been Gone (look, even the song title is silly, and it's not even grammatically correct!!)
    Here's the thing
    We started out friends
    It was cool, but it was all pretend
    Yeah, yeah, since you been gone
    You're dedicated, you took the time
    Wasn't long 'til I called you mine
    Yeah, yeah, since you been gone
    And all you'd ever hear me say
    Is how I picture me with you
    That's all you'd ever hear me say

    But since you been gone
    I can breathe for the first time
    I'm so movin' on, yeah yeah
    Thanks to you, now I get what I want
    Since you been gone

    How can I put it, you put me on
    I even fell for that stupid love song
    Yeah, yeah, since you been gone
    How come I'd never hear you say
    I just wanna be with you
    Guess you never felt that way

    But since you been gone
    I can breathe for the first time
    I'm so movin' on, yeah, yeah
    Thanks to you, now I get, I get what I want
    Since you been gone

    You had your chance, you blew it
    Out of sight, out of mind
    Shut your mouth, I just can't take it
    Again and again and again and again

    Since you been gone (since you been gone)
    I can breathe for the first time
    I'm so movin' on, yeah yeah
    Thanks to you (thanks to you)
    Now I get, I get what I want
    I can breathe for the first time
    I'm so movin' on, yeah yeah
    Thanks to you (thanks to you)
    Now I get (I get)
    You should know (you should know) that I get
    I get what I want

    Since you been gone
    Since you been gone
    Since you been gone

    ...and:
    Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend
    Hey, hey, you, you
    I don't like your girlfriend
    No way, no way
    I think you need a new one
    Hey, hey, you, you
    I could be your girlfriend

    Hey, hey, you, you
    I know that you like me
    No way, no way
    No, it's not a secret
    Hey, hey, you, you
    I want to be your girlfriend

    You're so fine I want you mine you're so delicious
    I think about you all the time you're so addictive
    Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright (Alright...)

    Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious
    And hell yeah, I'm the mother smurfing princess
    I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right (I'm right...)

    She's like so whatever
    You could do so much better ....and I can't bothered to copy and paste any more of this crap.

    ...but possibly the worst ever:
    Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me
    Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
    Don't cha
    Don't cha
    Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like me
    Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like me
    Don't cha (haah aah)
    Don't cha
    ...pure unadulterated garbage.
    "Not having a guitar is like not having a girlfriend - only worse" - Wiggy
    "There are only two ways to live your life: the first is as if nothing is a miracle, the second as if everything is" - Albert Einstein

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    Quote Originally Posted by profskett View Post
    Not quite - Kanye West has some really good lyrics.
    Kanye West is egotistical narcissistic jerk-off who think's he's the greatest smurfing thing to happen to music.

    "now i ain't sayin she a gold digga, but she ain't smurfin wit no broke *****"
    yeah...real intelligent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proxy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by profskett View Post
    Not quite - Kanye West has some really good lyrics.
    Kanye West is egotistical narcissistic jerk-off who think's he's the greatest smurfing thing to happen to music.

    "now i ain't sayin she a gold digga, but she ain't smurfin wit no broke *****"
    yeah...real intelligent.
    My dorky HR instructor actually said that line in a lecture. It was... awkward.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odaisé Gaelach View Post
    Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
    Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
    So make the best of this test, and don't ask why
    It's not a question but a lesson learned in time

    It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
    I hope you had the time of your life.

    So take the photographs, and still frames in your mind
    Hang it on a shelf of good health and good time
    Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trail
    For what it's worth, it was worth all the while

    It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
    I hope you had the time of your life


    ...I mean, what the smurf? Apart from the fact that the lyrics (especially the dead skin) have absolutely nothing to do with having the time of your life... actually, they don't mean anything at all. You'd find more sense in Jabberwocky.
    I think this song is more about the experiences in your life in the past, and not worrying so much about them and just going out and having a good time.

    Like "Hey good times or bad! Put it up on a shelf and go out and have some fun!"
    now safe beneath their wisdom, and their feet;
    here i will teach you truly how, to sleep.




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    anything that comes out of 50 Cent's mouth.

    and My Humps make me feel like a bad child for listening to it.

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    Nonsense language from a rotating head, high tension and a firm beat. From a 5-match janken match I guide comes tactics for big opinions. Nonsense language from a rotating head, high tension and a firm beat. From a 5-match janken match I guide comes tactics for big opinions.

    35 plus 4 divided by 2, the partygoers who don't burst open don't know, This sociable sound demon screwing into an obtuse angle easily, They dunno where from or where to, but anyway he divided the sound. Everyone's winding chatter is a dangling handkerchief.

    An alteration in the radar and in the nonsense coming over the airwaves, If you start snorin', your heartbeat that's goin' up as much as your personality changes Is really greedy, but there's power and land of the priest's staff And since I was born, I've kept on playin' like this.

    Nonsense language from a rotating head, high tension and a firm beat. From a 5-match janken match I guide comes tactics for big opinions. Nonsense language from a rotating head, high tension and a firm beat. From a 5-match janken match I guide comes tactics for big opinions.

    From 3rd street to 4th streeth, from main street to the carnal desires, Pack up the duties left to you, take it all gently, Really, you don't have to worry if you extend over to this slow train. Don Pach Don Pach Don Today, on this Japanese island where they're sexin' it up.

    From 3rd street to 4th streeth, from main street to the carnal desires, Pack up the duties left to you, take it all gently, Really, you don't have to worry if you extend over to this slow train. Don Pach Don Pach Don Today, on this Japanese island where they're sexin' it up Don Pach Don Pach Don Today, on this Japanese island where they're sexin' it up. Don Pach Don Pach Don Today, on this Japanese island where they're sexin' it up.

    That time, that time, I give respect, we'll break it all apart, yo, just like this example.


    Daikenkai, from DDR. >_>

    Pretty terrible, I must say...

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