I only have two.

<blockquote>I値l never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I値l never know the joy of driving through the city without a bag over my head. But I知 not a loser. Because, despite it all, me and every other guy who値l never be what they wanted to be, is out there, being what we don稚 want to be, forty hours a week, for life. And the fact that I didn稚 put a gun in my mouth years ago葉hat little fact makes me a winner, baby.
Al Bundy</blockquote>

Oh, whoops.

[Q=Resha]And his name was Hammy. He hated me. I used to feel his brains (because hamsters have really thin skulls) and...well, maybe that's why he hated me. I don't know. I was a kid. And then he bit my daddy's hand and ran away one day.[/Q]