Quote Originally Posted by Drew Carey
You know that look women give you when they want sex? Me neither.
Quote Originally Posted by Dick Cavett
If your parents never had children chances are you won't either.
Quote Originally Posted by Elvis Presley
I don't know anything about music. In my line of work you don't have to.
Quote Originally Posted by Mark Twain
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Quote Originally Posted by Robin Williams
Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.
Quote Originally Posted by Bruce Lee
The key to immortality is living a life which is worth being remembered.