or because people idolise it so much when they haven't played another game of the series to get an accurate comparission.Originally Posted by The Crystal
"Don't buy this stupid fu*king game because it has generic villians and heros and stats and Cids and wepons and armors VII"
Please feel free to read my take on the official novalisation of Dissidia Final Fantasy at this link:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5580755/..._You_Fight_For
he was not trying to kill her he was trying to cross-breed them to get a creature with the powers of the ancients and the longevity of Nanaki's tribe, game quote:
Cloud: "What do you think you're doin'?"
Hojo: "Lending a helping hand to an endangered species... Both of them
are on the brink of extinction..." "If I don't help, all these animals will disappear."
later Nanaki says: "I have a right to choose, too. I don't like two-legged things."
meaning he would prefer a mate of his own species,to keep the Teen Rating they could only imply what was going on as opposed to outright saying it, same reason a lot of Barret's dialogue is censored, cuz Americans are too repressed and complain if kids got what was happening there, so the implication is there for those old or smart enough to figure it out, though i still feel it was kind of blatant, it was enough to keep the T Rating, now Nanaki chooses to act like he's gonna attack instead to throw Hojo Off
Red XIII: "I apologize for what happened back there. I was merely acting to throw Hojo off guard......" and that's the essence of it, actualy paying attention to the dialogue can make all the differance in ones understanding of the situation...
on a side it's good to see ppl choosing more normal names like my choice of Meteorfall, as opposed to some of the more silly, or even hatefull answers i've seen thus far...
Well, a more serious title for it would be something like Meteorfall or World Crisis. But on a more humorous note, it could very well be called something like, "Final Fantasy VII: The Wonder of the Gravity Defying Hair Styles."
"Final Fantasy VII: The Wonder of the Gravity Defying Hair Styles", now that one is funny cuz it reminds me of this fan commic strip i saw several years back about Cloud losing his Hair Gell...
You can hate the fanboys/girls then, not the game. With or without fanboys/girls, FFVII is still a good game.
And the best name would be something with "Crisis", or another word that begin with "C". We have in the Compilation, CC, BC, AC, and DC. It's all about the "C".
Damn straight!They hate it because it's popular.
I would call it...
The Crying Planet
Love itVincent & Nanaki's Bogus Journey
Sarcastic bastards! Don't mind them. They require a nurse-maid to spoon-feed them applesauce so they can properly "go" on schedule. After all, hate is a mental disorder.
"Holy Hell." "Calamity from the Sky." "The Promised Land." "Mako Wars."
"ShinRa Electric Strikes Back." "Return of the MP who thought he was an Ex-SOLDIER."
"Who the Hell is this Guy?" "Codename: AVALANCHE."
Final Fantasy: The one with the hair gel
OR
Final Fantasy: The next one after the next one after the next one after the next one after the next one after the next one after the next one
OR
Final Fantasy: Now with three dees!
"FF7: Confusing identities?"
"FF7: Long grey-haired psycho dude versus the blonde guy with the hair gel and two girlfriends, one of which grey-haired psycho dude killed."
"He who thought he was Zack."
"FF7: I wish I was stronger."
"FF7: Could my sword get ANY bigger?"
Playskool: My First RPG
NoteThis is a reference to the fact that it was in fact many people's first RPG. It is in no way a reference to the games difficulty or anything else. Leave me alone fanboys, I'm not mocking your game.
Either that or Mirage's.
Boy am I an unfunny ass.
Gaia's Corruption
Some great idea
Saving the world, Emo style 7
Emo Fantasy
HairGel Wars: Return of the The Blonde (Anti-grav)Spikes
Another RPG: the Seventh
Or my personal favorite:
Slag Wars: the CrossDresser stikes back
WANTED:
Big yellow ball of burning gas,
Responds to 'The Sun'
if you see him, tell him:
"It's BL**DY JULY"
"Checking Out."
"Holy versus Meteor."
"Jenova Bitchslap."
"The Lost Minds."
"Where the World Ends."
"Do Badguys Die?"
"Ex-SOLDIER."
"My Name Is."
"Where Did I Go Just Now?"
"Sorry, I Spaced Out Again."
"Die, Aeris, Die!"
"About Tifa's Knockers."
"These Dudes Are Overcompensating."
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
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