If they didn't make any improvements to the story [of the comics], it's going to suck ass in that respect.


But I really don't care: I'm going to go watch this thing for all the sweat, blood, muscled men, screaming and roaring, and blue-screen eye-candy.

And Xerxes? That is some smurfing eye-candy! He's like a giant shiny, metallic, heavily pierced gummy bear!