300

[Bunny]

This is what I had a problem with:
1) There is no snow in Greece. Maybe in the very northern reaches of Greece, but Sparta was rather firmly in the south.

It was imported from a snow manufacturing plant. This was a common Spartan tactic because Persians were afraid of hard nipples.

2) I don't care who you are, Spartan, Viking, Samurai, no one feels confident or b.a. when going into battle in little more than a man-thong. They did have armor.

Man, there are Vikings and Samurai in this movie? I need to go see it now.

3) There was really 1700 men at the pass; the Thebeans did come you know. But they left to warn Greece (when the goat trail was discovered) and the 300 Spartans were left to defend the pass. The movie makes it seem as though the others did very little, but this is simply not true.

Numerical pish-posh.

4) The elephants. I don't care if they can swim, no elephant will swim more than a quarter-mile. There. Were. No. Elephants. K? But the rhino I liked. That was good.

The elephants were imported from an Elephant Manufacturing Plant because Spartans didn't have any mice. Rhinos are pretty cool though.


'sup folks