What if I was new!

[ReloadPsi]

"Hey" with a nod, unless I was specifically expecting to meet that person, in which case I'd speak more intently with enthusiasm.

[~*~Celes~*~]

Hi! My name's Kari, what's yours?

[Tempest]

People I don't know? I just shy'ly smile and don't say anything.
Im really crap at making new friends.

Same here. Unless I'm with other people I know...or drunk.

[Jess]

"Hey, you alright?"

[Jowy]

I'd just tackle them as opposed to saying hello.

[Polaris]

Hello!
Hey
Hiya
hallo!

[No.78]

With a hearty laugh, a slap on the rear, and a bowl full of Jell-O, of course!

;-; I'm scared of you.


I suck at saying things first, but if I cba and actually want to, I'd usually try to generate a common complaint. That seems to be what usually happens. For example, in fencing,

"These suits are so hot >.>"

and

"Wow, my arm hurts."

...

[Griff]

*acknowledging head nod*

[Agrias]

i'd say something...like:

"hey, make sure you stay away from corncracker, he'd rape and inpregnate you in two minutes and then flutter off into the wind...he doesnt even pay child support...:\...how do i know?....."
lmao!

[I Am Stoner]

"Duude, do I know you?" Or "Hey babe, how you doin'?"

[Araciel]

'i dreamt of you...it wasn't pleasant.'

[Momiji]

For me...

To a male:
"Hey, what's up? ....yeah smurf you too."

To a female
"H-hi! How uh..are..uh..hmm...umm..you?! WAIT COME BACK"

To someone I have no respect for
"Why the smurf are you talking to me?"

90% of the time to anyone
"Mmm...mhmm...whatever..."

[rubah]

If you were new I'd gobble you up.

If someone else were new I'd ignore them until they weren't.

[Yamaneko]

Any last words?

[Tasura]

*stare* *head tilt* *stare* *head tilt other way* *blink* *look the person over* *stare* *blink*

And if at that point they haven't been freaked out enough to leave I generally just keep staring until they do, unless It's a person I want to get to know, then I generally start talking after the second head tilt.