What if I was Old?

[Martyr]

Where do you see yourself when you're old?

(SPOILER)Prolly digging out of a trash-can because you spent all your grocery money at the internet cafe chatting on EoFF, and it's too late to do any more begging 'cause the drivers'll think you're a car-jacker.

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Better question: How would you really like your life to be like when you are old?

[Misfit]

I plan on being the most awesome old lady evar. I'm going to trip kids and stuff with my cane. And go down hills in a wheelchair. Etc. Oh goddamn, it will be great.

[Jowy]

I want to knock things over in the grocery store while I'm driving the motorized cards and use the "SORRY, I'M OLD" excuse. I also want to bore the living hell out of my grandkids with stories about my youthful days.

[Nominus Experse]

Racing against my wife in the supermarket on the small mobile carts they provide for fat or old people.

EDIT: DAMMIT JOWY!

[Sergeant Hartman]

Moaning about pentions and long queues.

[No.78]

When I'm old, I'll play video games till my eyes bleed.

[Hazzard]

When I'm old, I'll sit at home waiting for the asteroid to crash right into Earth, and then we'll die...Mhuhahahaha!!!

[Griff]

I won't make it to old age, I'm going to die in a massive motercycle accident when I'm 22.

[Ko Ko]

I will live in a sprawling mansion with only my cats.

[Tempest]

I don't plan on being alive passed 50 so, I won't ever get to old.

And, if I do make it that far I'd like to be living comfortably with my significant other, watching my children get married and have kids of their own. And not ever having to worry about money.

[Diango12]

I don't plan on being alive passed 50 so, I won't ever get to old.

[fire_of_avalon]

I think I'm going to die around age 25, so I hope I go having a good time.

[theundeadhero]

I want to be the old guy that when everyone sees him they shake their head and say what a shame it is that I'm crazy. The one with a big bald spot, and the rest of the hair long but sticking out everywhere.

[Agrias]

I will live in a sprawling mansion with only my cats.

Living with Iri and her cats, bwahahah!

[NeoCracker]

Secretly Stalking Iri in her mansion, using Agrias as a distraction so I can move around undetected.