Hehehe, br proud that you don't have what I have:

Windows ME (I lost, already...)
Pentium II 533MHz
191MB of RAM. (Budget ram doesn't come in multiples of 8, apparently? )
17" Samsung monitor with a slice running through the middle of the glass.
40gB hard-drive.
Yamaha POS speakers
A sound-card from 1997.
European keyboard that sounds like a typewriter....and looks like it was found in a Toronto back-alley.

Actually, the only thing I like about the computer is the printer. An Epson Stylus C88, which is totally 1337.

There you have it folks, the epitome of tech. :rolleyes2