Classy Bedtime Stories

[Iceglow]

Oh gawd, Agrias, what did you do. I couldn't possibly sleep now, oh wait thats a good thing right then we can talk for longer :P

[Araciel]

bedtime story?


mommy said if i didn't sleep, the monster undermybed would team up with the monster inmycloset and they'd eat me up

that always worked.

[Jojee]

Once there was this girl and she died and if you don't send this to 6.2 billion people in the next 10 minutes she will come to your bed tonight and kill you!

*nightmares*

Once upon a time there was a little snail. ^^ It really wanted to get a grape at the top of a big tree. Everyone laughed at the little snail and said, "You'll never make it up there! You're too slow and you'll just give up!" But the little snail was determined, and it worked hard and climbed slowly all the way up the big tree to get the grape.

But by the time the snail got up there, grape season was over

[Fatal Impurity]

I think that story is more likely to give me nightmares than to put me to sleep...

[The Mog Ninja]

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end! <3

Spongebob XD

[NeoCracker]

It was a cold and lonley night.