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Thread: Would you squash Jiminy Cricket?

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    Default Would you squash Jiminy Cricket?

    If Jiminy asked you to fill out his insane journal, would you simply step on him and be done with it?

    I think he's a bit of a control freak and kind of a nazi myself. Really, he belongs behind bars. At the very least a mental institution. Living with Pinocchio and his constant whining of wanting to get old and die like a real human has clearly effected Jim's judgment.

    Furthermore, when I shrunk myself in the Alice and Wonderland world, Jiminy could have hopped out so that we'd be of similar size and then help me fight. But where was he? Where did he do? He's a lazy ass, that's what's what. He just conveniently disappeared.

    Squash him.
    Last edited by LunarWeaver; 03-19-2007 at 08:17 PM.

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    That bastard!

    I never thought about it like that before, LoonyBeaver. All very good points.

    And to think I actually attempted filling his journal...*shame*


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    Your right, you have opened my eyes to jiminy's laziness. The journal in KH2 was a killer, it was so complicated it was untrue. And I wish Sora hand tripped over his big feet and squashed him.

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    For having such extensive journal entries, you'd think SE would compensate with giving him a few additional lines as well as providing him an active role in the plot. Sadly, all we get is one line and a ton of mind-numbing tasks. It's easier to just beat the game on Proud Mode.

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    He did have quite a few lines in Chain of Memories...

    I voted "Squash him" just because he iritates me...

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    I will leech off whatever Tavrobel says.

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    duh

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    As if you wouldn't leech off whatever TVB says!

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    I will leech off whatever Tavrobel says, because he is witty and intelligent. Although I assume that because he is also sexual deviant, he would insert Mr. Cricket into his rear end forcefully, although hey, I'm down with that too.

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    I hate you, Psychotic. That's my answer.

    Nazis are awesome, and you know it, Lunar.

    Also, since Jiminy stays in Sora's pocket, if Sora's size is shrunk, Jiminy is also shrunk accordingly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tavrobel View Post
    I hate you, Psychotic. That's my answer.

    Nazis are awesome, and you know it, Lunar.

    Also, since Jiminy stays in Sora's pocket, if Sora's size is shrunk, Jiminy is also shrunk accordingly.

    I said he could have "hopped out" goddamnit Don't even start with me Sir Taffy. This is the last time I include you in a poll. All it did was make your ego larger and more powerful.

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    Oh, come on, Jiminy is the cutest cricket you've ever seen. Nothing else matters. =D

    Jiminy would've been cuter if he could slash enemies with pen strokes or played a role similar to Issun, though. I'm thinking of Okami for some reason.

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    I think:

    I hate you, Psychotic. That's my answer.

    Nazis are awesome, and you know it, Lunar.

    Also, since Jiminy stays in Sora's pocket, if Sora's size is shrunk, Jiminy is also shrunk accordingly.

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    1. Nazi's were awesome until old Adolf took charge and tried to rule the Earth, that's a sheep's job, I mean look at NZ.....

    2. Jiminy should get burned on a fly zapper

    3. Tavrobel is cool, but not a God....I DID NOT MEAN TO OFFEND YOU O GREAT ONE

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    Quote Originally Posted by LunarWeaver View Post
    I said he could have "hopped out" goddamnit Don't even start with me Sir Taffy. This is the last time I include you in a poll. All it did was make your ego larger and more powerful.
    Yes, it did.

    Quote Originally Posted by Clawsze View Post
    1. Nazi's were awesome until old Adolf took charge and tried to rule the Earth, that's a sheep's job, I mean look at NZ....
    You didn't actually think I was serious? Socialism is not cool.

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