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    saw this in 8 thought i would bring it here, if you had to cast ff7 as a real movie who would you choose
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?”

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    Barret - Samuel L. Jackson
    Cid - Denis Leary

    That's all that I can think of for right now. I think they would fill those roles pretty well.

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    Cid - Denis Leary
    EPIC WIN
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?”

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    No way!

    Barret = Mr T!
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    First off let me say this thread will probably be closed for the fact that this has been done a hundred times.

    However, on that note...

    Cloud- Hayden Christiansen
    Barett- Anthony Anderson
    Tifa- Jenna Jameson
    Aeris- Anna Paquin
    Cid: Chuckie Norris
    Sephiroth- Marilyn Manson
    Yuffie: Emma Watson

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    Palmer: Dr. Phil

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    well i didnt know

    Barett- Anthony Anderson
    even further WIN
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?”

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    aeris- maby kelly clarkson when her hair was brunnete and when she has her hair up becaause shes sweet nice cool and has a sense of humor all like aeris but im not sure if aeris can sing but anyway.....

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    The craziest results I got from MyHeritage (a site where you can upload a picture and it tells you what celebrity you look like...).

    Vincent - Kirsten Dunst
    Cloud - Liza Minelli
    Tifa - Tom Welling
    Barret - Nicolette Sheridan
    Yuffie - Drew Fuller
    Aerith - Lance Bass
    Cid - Billy Idol
    Reno - Victoria Beckham
    Rude - Agent Smith
    Elena - Wayne Knight
    Tseng - Denise Richards
    Reeve - Sarah Michelle Gellar
    Rufus - Celine Dion
    Sephiroth - Milla Jovovich
    Kadaj - Janice Dickinson
    Loz - Samantha Fox
    Yazoo - Janet Jackson
    Zax - Kate Beckinsale
    Marlene - Chuck Norris
    Denzel - Daryl Hannah

    I can't say I agree... :rolleyes2

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    Quote Originally Posted by LunaNaelyan View Post
    Marlene - Raoul Duke
    Priceless.

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    Cid - Steve Burton

    Rude - Vin Diesel

    I don't know no others.
    The below sentence is true.
    The above sentence is false.

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    Tifa- Jenna Jameson
    No way, look at the tits man! Look at the tits! Maybe if you combine her with pam anderson and dye the hair brown ok.

    Or maybe Denise Richards.

    Rude - Vin Diesel
    I totally agree!



    The main problem with other characters like seph, tseng or vincent is, that few celebs have hair that is that long and look like a character.

    Yuffi - Wyonna Rider
    Barret - Yeah Mr. T for sure
    Cid - how bout Colin Farell with blonde hair?
    Heidegger - You saw Gimli in LOTR??
    Scarlett/Elena - Doesn't matter, just some blonde bitch
    Reeve - Keanu Reeves?


    yeah thats just my 2 cents

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    Quote Originally Posted by Griff View Post
    Cloud- Hayden Christiansen
    Yeah after seeing his acting skills in Star Wars 3...i would probably maim someone.....

    Barret- Mr T. or maybe Denzel Washington
    Vincent- James Earl Jones (voice)
    Cait Sith - Dane Cook (voice)
    Red XIII - Jeremy Irons (voice)
    Cid - Mathew McConaghey
    Aerith - Kate Beckinsale
    Heidegger - Donny Devito :P

    and of course...

    narrator- Morgan Freeman

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    Quote Originally Posted by thegirth View Post
    Cid - Denis Leary
    EPIC WIN
    That's been my suggestion every time this thread reappears.

    I've also decided that Ron Pearlman would be perfect for Rude: combining his appearance as the evil vampire in Blade II with the laconic personality of Hellboy.

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    Cait Sith - Dane Cook (voice)

    im glad people consider comidians for thes roles

    i can now picture cait sith going "and under name you drew a picture of a monkey F***ing a coconut,A monkey F***ing a coconut is that you, MFC is that you"
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?”

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    Quote Originally Posted by thegirth View Post
    Cait Sith - Dane Cook (voice)

    im glad people consider comidians for thes roles

    i can now picture cait sith going "and under name you drew a picture of a monkey F***ing a coconut,A monkey F***ing a coconut is that you, MFC is that you"
    That's definitely a monkey, that could be a melon, looks like a co-co-nut.

    Okay, sorry. Back on topic. I agree with the Dane Cook thing, by the way.

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