My killer allergies and congestion have left me going through life hardly able to smell anything at all, ever.

If I had a clear nasal passage, it would be a crying shame to suddenly only be able to use it with a limit, since the ability for me to smell would be such a miracle.

Alas, how often it is that miracles are overshadowed by a sudden anti-climax.

Were I to suffer such a catastrophic stroke of irony as this, I believe that I would like to smell fresh, cool, cleaned sheets and freshly mowed grass.