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    Seceret desires we all have them, whether it be a just a slight perversion or a full blown fetish, so come on people the time is nigh fess up

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    It just bit me, is all. Little Miss Awesome's Avatar
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    Er, at the minute, a song, You Can Call Me Al by Paul Simon. I can't stop listening to it and it's driving me craaazy ;_;

    EDIT: I realise this wasn't even the question, I'm really tired and such -_-
    I used to have quite the thing for palm trees I suppose. They're so tropical and great
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    If I told you what I secretly desire it wouldn't be a secret anymore. Trust me, you don't want to know. It has nothing to do with toe lint either.

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    Hello, little girl.
    Do you want to know a seceret? (sick (sic))
    'Cause I know one and it is so good to hear it.
    Do you want to know what it schwas?

    All right. Enough of that. I'll go with what Shiny said.
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    Are we talking desires like "I want a strawberry cheesecake" or "I want to [censored] a Nelf with [censored] up [censored] followed by some [censored] Raist and Ryelaxation"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    Are we talking desires like "I want a strawberry cheesecake" or "I want to [censored] a Nelf with [censored] up [censored] followed by some [censored] Raist and Ryelaxation"?
    HuxD, sir, HuxD.

    I agree with Huxsire's question though. As for very very secret desires... uh, I'd better not. xD

    But I'd really like some freaking food because I'm starving. ;_____;


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    Both of you stay away from me.

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    Secret Desires? I LOVE days of our lives! I wish I was on it...SOOOOO much! ....oops
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    I want a Playstation 3.


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    Ice cream a la mode! With a big side of whipped cream!
    ...wait, that's never been a secret desire.

    I secretly wish I needed glasses. They make people look smart.

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    I wish I was RSL.

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    My really secret desires shall remain that way. I'm pretty sure I could be banned for sharing them. At the top of the list of not so secret desires though would be the desire to conquer the world through brute force, crushing as many third world countries under my boot heel as necessary in the process. No ask yourselves; if that's the secret desire I will share, just what could I be hiding from you all? :evilking:

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    Everybody's secret desire is to kill minorities, who have strange cultures, religions, body types etc, and then take their land and resources for our own.
    Why do you think racism is so hard to get rid of?
    (SPOILER)Because it's a self control issue. Everybody wants to be racist. It's almost natural.

    I want to hear a real secret desire. Something that not everybody has.

    Like, if you're such a bloodthirsty, power-hungry guy, do you want to eat the raw genitals of your slain minorities, chopped up specifically with a filet knife, or something like that?

    That would be perverted, unique, and something really impressively individual and strange and that ought to be kept a secret.

    But wanting to violently conquer the world... That's, like, that's prety much the solution to all the world's problems, really. Supposing the right guy did it. I don't know if that right guy will ever come along, but, whatever.

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    I want a gunblade Lionheart to be exact...wait what are you santa clause?hmmm still a gunblade and lionheart....and also instead of the light blue of the lionheart i'd like it to be black and ill wear a ninja outfit...

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