FF VII fanboy/girl
This message is aimed at Square-Enix, for the horror that you have created with this game: the VII fanboy/girl.
Looks: They have blond spiky/straight silver/ponytailed brunette hair, and this is normally dyed to effect. This is so that they can idolise their heros more effectivly. They have a pernament angry look because no-one respects their religion. They are also musclely/thin, depending on whether they're a boy or girl
Behavour: They have a sword as big as themselves/long thing sword/staff at all times. This is so they can whack other people when they say that they don't believe in the religion. They also have exclusive, collector editions of all the characters, still in their boxes, so they can worship them 10 times a day for being the most devout follower. They regularly play the game again and again about every month, so that they can believe their heros actually live. They are of lesser intelligence then the rest of the world.
Lifestyle: They live in normal houses, just like you and i, but the houses are a mess, as the owners never do any cleaning. As said abouve, they are of lesser intelligance, because they never go to school, or speak to other people, because they're either playing the game, or on the internet boasting about how VII is the greatest game ever. However, for obvious reasons, they refuse to play any other games out there, to get a more accurate reading of that statement. They will also refuse to have sex with anyone who isn't either wearing a pink dress or tight purple jumpsuit.
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