Wikipedia meet Conservapedia

[Captain Maxx Power]

Thankfully the sheer ridiculousness of such things is so extreme that only the most conservative and close-minded of people will believe a single word, and usually those people are jerks.

[Cruise Control]

Why am I suddenly expecting to find a KKKpedia.com coming out soon?

Just checked, nothing yet.

[Firo Volondé]

Uncyclopedia, guys.

Try their article on the USA.

or Chuck Norris

[ljkkjlcm9]

I highly doubt it's a serious conservative en devour, or at least not one any real conservative would even give two shytes about.

THE JACKEL

[Jojee]

Why am I suddenly expecting to find a KKKpedia.com coming out soon?

Just checked, nothing yet.

Ahaha, who wants to make one with me to mock all these new Wiki things

Seriously, that's pretty funny.

[Mitch]

New Zealand was first colonised in 1206 by the Japanese empire under the leadership of shogun Tokugawa Ieyasu. The Japanese first settled in the north Island, naming it Tsuchinomo, or "Island of the southern sea", named after its geographical location. The capital of Tokyoburi, or new Tokyo, was first built where Auckland currently stands. In 1456 the Russian empire claimed the southern Island of New Zealand and named it Kiervniev, or "Southernmost province". Their capital Vodkagrad, or Vodka City, is named after its abundance of wild potatoes, and is located where Christchurch now stands. In 1572 the Russians tried to take the northern Island of New Zealand, thus resulting in the Russo-Japanese war. After six months of intense fighting the two sides decided to call a truce, with each empire retaining their respective province.

On the 13th of June 1784 Australia who were at the time extremely loyal to Britain, and Britain itself, launched two assults simultaneously on the Russian and Japanese colonies. The assult was a massive millitary victory, with the Australians gaining control of the Tsuchimono and Britain gaining control of Kiervneiv. The two Islands were assimilated into the British empire as one province, New Zealand, with the Islands simply being named the North and South islands respectively. The British renaimed Tokyoburi Aukland and Vodkagrad was renamed Christchurch. The British then evicted the Japanese and Russian colonists and replaced them with British colonists.

The population is mostly native Māori, with a substantial European minority. Non-Māori Polynesian and Asian people are also significant minorities, especially in urban areas. Māori is the only official language of New Zealand, but English is widely spoken in areas with a large European population. Elizabeth II, as the Queen of New Zealand, is the Head of State and is represented, in her absence, by a non-partisan Governor-General; the Queen 'reigns but does not rule', so she has no real political influence. Political power is held by the democratically-elected Parliament of New Zealand under the leadership of the Prime Minister who is the Head of Government.

[Jebus]

Flagellum
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The bacterial flagellum is a threadlike appendage present in many unicellular organisms. Bacteria use their flagellum as a means of propulsion through a fluid environment. A flagellum familiar to many is present on a certain common but unmentionable cell typically ejaculated in slimy, salty-tasting wads in acts of reproduction or extreme sin.
[edit] The Flagellum and Irreducible Complexity

The bacterial flagellum is the champion of the theory of irreducible complexity; a school of study that destroys Darwinism and evolutionary ideas at its most basic principle. Evolution postulates that all life forms on Earth developed over millions of years from lesser organisms. This is, of course, contrary to what God says in the book of Genesis. The obvious hole in this scientific theory is that if components of living organisms are the result of gradual developments of lesser components, then component of a living mechanism must have an individual purpose. If the bacterial flagellum is an evolved mechanism, its component parts must also have independent uses, otherwise these components could never converge into a cohesive system. Unfortunately for secular progressives who seek to undermine to divine word of God, this is not true. The component parts of a bacterial flagellum can have no individual use.

The bacterial flagellum joins the ranks of other important entities cited as proof that Earth was built under the logic of the Christian God, namely:

* The Banana.
* The "Stacked Bowling Ball" theory.
* Chemical compositions of cashew nuts grown in varying climates.
* Correlations between zodiac belief and unnatural death.
* Thermal reactions observed during homosexual encounters.
* Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow

Well, if anyone wasn't sure this was a joke site, this might be proof enough. Although it might just be the result of an attack.

Either way, this site is full of lulz

[NeoCracker]

Jebus, that is the funniest Article I have yet to read.

[Madame Adequate]

Conservapedia is basically under constant and total attack from not-fundies. What's scary is that it's hard to tell the difference between what they genuinely believe, and what's parody.

[Bunny]

Most conservatives are skeptical since science is supposed to be about finding proof before a theory becomes a fact, not after.

Also according to creation science theories, after the Flood, kangaroos bred from the Ark passengers migrated to Australia. There is debate whether this migration happened over land[2] -- as Australia was still for a time connected to Europe by a land bridge similar to the one that connected Asia to America[3] -- or if they rafted on mats of vegetation torn up by the receding flood waters.[2] Another theory is that God simply generated kangaroos into existence there.

*giggle*

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

The constant attacks may also explain why it's doing better in the Alexa ratings that the other main conservative sites.

[Jebus]

No. This site is a joke. Nobody is that stupid.

*in denial*

[Tavrobel]

No. This site is a joke. Nobody is that stupid.

*in denial*

And thus in this example, we begin the five stages of death dealing with Conservatives.

[Nominus Experse]

Whether it's meant as a joke or not, I am incapable of taking any of it seriously regardless of its original intentions.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

I'm fairly certain this is not a joke, by the way.