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Flagellum
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The bacterial flagellum is a threadlike appendage present in many unicellular organisms. Bacteria use their flagellum as a means of propulsion through a fluid environment. A flagellum familiar to many is present on a certain common but unmentionable cell typically ejaculated in slimy, salty-tasting wads in acts of reproduction or extreme sin.
[edit] The Flagellum and Irreducible Complexity

The bacterial flagellum is the champion of the theory of irreducible complexity; a school of study that destroys Darwinism and evolutionary ideas at its most basic principle. Evolution postulates that all life forms on Earth developed over millions of years from lesser organisms. This is, of course, contrary to what God says in the book of Genesis. The obvious hole in this scientific theory is that if components of living organisms are the result of gradual developments of lesser components, then component of a living mechanism must have an individual purpose. If the bacterial flagellum is an evolved mechanism, its component parts must also have independent uses, otherwise these components could never converge into a cohesive system. Unfortunately for secular progressives who seek to undermine to divine word of God, this is not true. The component parts of a bacterial flagellum can have no individual use.

The bacterial flagellum joins the ranks of other important entities cited as proof that Earth was built under the logic of the Christian God, namely:

* The Banana.
* The "Stacked Bowling Ball" theory.
* Chemical compositions of cashew nuts grown in varying climates.
* Correlations between zodiac belief and unnatural death.
* Thermal reactions observed during homosexual encounters.
* Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow
Well, if anyone wasn't sure this was a joke site, this might be proof enough. Although it might just be the result of an attack.

Either way, this site is full of lulz