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    Default Wikipedia meet Conservapedia

    This is either a liberal joke or a serious conservative venture. Sadly, I think it's the latter.

    http://www.conservapedia.com/Main_Page

    On the Issac newton

    Quote Originally Posted by Conservapedia
    Sir Isaac Newton was one of the inventors of calculus and the propsed the theory of gravity (It should be noted that gravity, like evolution, is just a theory and has never been proven to be true).
    On the theory of relativity

    Most conservatives are skeptical since science is supposed to be about finding proof before a theory becomes a fact, not after.
    On Albert Einstein

    Albert Einstein's work had nothing to do with the development of the atomic bomb, contrary to popular opinion
    And, this is the scariest, on the origin of kangaroos

    Like all modern animals, modern kangaroos originated in the Middle East and are the descendants of the two founding members of the modern kangaroo baramin that were taken aboard Noah's Ark prior to the Great Flood.

    Also according to creation science theories, after the Flood, kangaroos bred from the Ark passengers migrated to Australia. There is debate whether this migration happened over land[2] -- as Australia was still for a time connected to Europe by a land bridge similar to the one that connected Asia to America[3] -- or if they rafted on mats of vegetation torn up by the receding flood waters.[2] Another theory is that God simply generated kangaroos into existence there.
    Here is the wiki article on it http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservapedia

    This should be a good lesson for all of you. The internets is serious buisness! XD
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    This is the first Wiki that doesn't allow edits ever!!!

    Sounds legit.

    I hope the Conservatives follow this trend and go to "Conservative doctors": Prayer and leeches instead of medicines made by "unproven theories", spiritual guidance and confession booths instead of diagnostic....
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    LOL religion.

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    Why am I suddenly expecting to find a KKKpedia.com coming out soon?

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    I think the idea of kangaroos floating to Australia on leaf rafts is far more impressive than the idea that God crated kangaroos in Australia.

    But other than that, this all sounds about correct.

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    I want to read about the stork delivering babies


    there was a picture here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tavrobel View Post
    LOL religion.

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    XD oh my goodness...I LOVE the conservatist one.
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    Uncyclopedia, guys.

    Try their article on the USA.
    everything is wrapped in gray
    i'm focusing on your image
    can you hear me in the void?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jowy View Post
    Something about this had me laughing forever


    As for all this specific-wiki-ness, the things on the internet hurt me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mirage View Post
    Uncyclopedia, guys.

    Try their article on the USA.
    Taken from the article...

    "Also sometimes known as "The worlds greatest Hypocracy" or "The Leader of the Opressing world". The USA is bent on freeing the rest of the world by introducing "Democracy" (by force) so that their people can make free decisions (selling the USA all their oil for a mediocre price) and live in 'free doom' or just plain civil war(reference:Iraq)."


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