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    A librarian waiting for you to return your books to the library.

    Why the hell are teenagers horny?
    EOFF needs a resurgence to it's former glory.

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    because...I can't think of anything witty.

    why the smurf did my car just start leaking an unknown fluid a few days ago?

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    There's a midget in there and it need pee holes.


    How come fencing isnt as popular as futbol

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    There's serious HAZZARD'S while fencing--you may die

    why does my back hurt?
    EOFF needs a resurgence to it's former glory.

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    I know why my back hurts, don't know about yours...

    I don't like classical music...so why I like FF music???

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    cause ff music fits in its own genre.


    How come the eoff banner centerpiece has aeris boobs?

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    It was secretly created by HOOTERS and the staff won't admit it.

    Why do we have spots on our backs that we can not scratch?
    Boy am I an unfunny ass.

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    God is a sadist.

    Oh, come on, you know it's true!



    Why is god a sadist?

    Polaris is the master of all sig-making!

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    Because I am one and I commanded him.

    Why are sadistic people weird?

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    They ate too much celery in their youth.

    What is the origin of the word citrus?

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    you sit and it squeezes out juice.


    why was that so lame?

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    cuz I'm too cool!

    Why isin't Pluto a planet anymore?
    I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret between a shadow and a soul...

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    Cause he's a Disney dog-like character.

    Why do we milk cows instead of say, monkeys?

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    cause you'll contract an std


    which part of the monkey will you milk?

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    its ear!

    how would you beat hellboy?
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