If christians belive in the story of adam and eve and that we are all related. then they cant have sex as it would be incest
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If christians belive in the story of adam and eve and that we are all related. then they cant have sex as it would be incest
Yeah, what's your point?
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They were allowed off the hook, so that they could get the ball rolling.
And their offspring, I guess...
Oh, whatever. No point in fighting it.
no these days we are all brothers and sisters (if you belive this) so we will be performing incest all the time
Technically, we are all descendants of Noah as well.
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Incest is ok as long as you don't mention it specifically.
God was pretty in-touch with messing with the world at that time. I'm sure he was perfectly capable of pulling a few genetic strings.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Well that's a huge relief. :chef:
there was a picture here
Blood thins out as the years pass on. At one point we may have been related, but nowadays we are not so much.
Or maybe we were never related at all....
Somebody told me that there was a "clean gene pool."
I don't know what that means.
What I do know is that both Eve and Adam ate of the tree of knowledge. So they were probably really smart, and maybe that was enough of a kick-start to help the human race as it became more and more retarded with each incestuous generation.
One statistical model says that every person alive today has a single common ancestor who lived much more recently than any Biblical Adam-and-Eve timeframe.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/...8IJA8QO1.shtml
If any of your should know from your religion studies, there is a mystical land of women and honey located next to the Garden of Eden, per the Bible. If Eden is Iraq, then anything next to it makes it Iran, which means everyone is a Terrorist. Problem solved.
As for Noah, his three sons had already married their unrelated wives and had children.
God doesn't dohypocrisygenocidefornicationincest.
After they had the kid did they cannonball him down to earth or something?
and If christianity where true I wouldn't mind this part bieng true either because I'm sure other ancestors of mines had incest manifested babies as well. Also retardation makes us all special because I believe we're all retards and it amplifies are differences...
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