Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin View Post
No court should have heard this case. Obviously the DM should settle the issue.

Exactly. Everyone knows the DM is the highest court in this situation. Break out the dice and start figuring out the saving points. Sad thing, it will be added to the list of reasons D&D and other games are bad for children. Now excuse me, the voice in my head wants me to go bludgeon thy neighbor and rob the local jewelry store, if I can make it past the bugbear in my backyard...