Most mushy/mushy things you've ever heard?

[Shiny]

"You suck."

Aw, how sweet.

[Callisto]

An ex once told me, "Your eyes are like a sea of stars that I want to be forever lost in." I was like...huh? What does that mean exactly?

It means he was trying really hard to get in your pants.

Well yes, of course. However, saying "Hey, I'd really like to get in your pants" would have been a far better approach. :nibbles:

Really?

So.. uh.. hey Callisto, I'd really like to get in your pants.

I mean seriously, those are some nice jeans. Where'd you get them?

Who said I'm wearing any? (kidding....maybe)

[LunaticPandora37]

Bob24rme2: dude
Bob24rme2: that makes me happy
R0XA5 (This is me): i know right
R0XA5(me again): i will you a song called my eternal love for jake
Bob24rme2: lol
Bob24rme2: its funny
Bob24rme2: cause my name is david

[yanis]

I hear many mushy things from guys at work whenever I pass by, like
Yanni, sweet boy, what are doing to us...or...What's up, honey
...and other things I can't tell!!!
I really don't pay any attention to them, I know they're just kidding...