Do you recycle?

Personally I waste as much of the earths recources as possible because I think planet earth sucks and should be blown away into oblivion by alien laser beams..
I waste resources by taking papers out of recycle bins and shooting them in the trash all day, I start huge fires(die smokey the bear die/takes out matches), use toxic chemicals for daily purposes/to start fires, have my own incenorator, never recycle, and hope to drive a huge ass hummer...