Who's up for some illegal activity, 'cause I could sure go for some!

[Spammerman]

There was this car who pulled in my driveway. I always wanted to hear ARE YOU F'IN OUT OF YOUR MIND? followed by YOU REALLY ARE OUT OF YOUR F'IN MIND! So, I told him if he ever pulled in my driveway again, id cut his f'in head off and put it on my antenna and drive around town. Heresponded ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR F'IN MIND? I was forced to whip out my switchblade. Then he responded YOU REALLY AR EOUT OF YOUR F'IN MIND!

[Breine]

Public urination.

Yeah, something like that.

[Diango12]

Trespassing! There was these spooky stairs that lead down to a valley, but it was closed off because rocks could fall down over you and smash your skull in. It was worth it.

OMG you must be like a..Viking or something... Vær så snill! Jeg er ... år?..

[Levian]

OMG you must be like a..Viking or something... Vær så snill! Jeg er ... år?..

No, my ears are just pointy.

[oddler]

OMG you must be like a..Viking or something... Vær så snill! Jeg er ... år?..

No, my ears are just pointy.

Hylian!

[Spammerman]

i sped i followed too closely i ran a stop sign i almost hit a chevy i failed to yeiled at a cross walk i cahnged lanes at the intersection i changed lanes while running a red light and speeding. and..... i have un paid parking tickets.

ok that was actully form liar liar.

recently my last law i broke was underaged drinking last night. and tresspassing while skateboarding and in about 20 minutes im leaveing to go to court for my speeding ticket which im fighting.

Someone should let you hit them doing 80.

[Martyr]

Wow. I haven't done anything really really wrong in a long time.

(SPOILER)Trespassing without the intent to burglarize, pissing on private property when there ain't no bathrooms nearby, and other trite symbols of the oppression of the federal government don't exactly count, in my opinion.

I don't really know.

I might have gotten away with a pet Fighting Fish because the checking girl forgot to ring me up for it, I think also because it happened to be msilabeled somehow- Anyway, I didn't pursue the subject and left with the fish, ripping off that store of something like $3.50.

Pretty pathetic.
When i was younger, I got away with stuff that would make you all sarcastic.

[Tasura]

I'm downloading anime now so, it's a constant illegal piratey affairs.

[rubah]

I ran a couple of stop signs on the way home as usual.

*deletes the pictures of her car from the web*

[Roto13]

Just a lot of piracy.

[Mirage]

I downloaded a Nick Cave album for my girlfriend.

Oh wait, I jaywalk on a daily basis!

[Odaisé Gaelach]

An e-mail I received one time...

From: ***@fbi.gov
Subject: Crime alert
To: ********

Dear Sir/Madam,

The Internet Crime Complaint Center has been informed that you have been fraudulantly using the name and insignia of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. We must insist that you refrain from such illegal activities or we will be forced to take civil action against you.

Yours faithfully,
The Internet Crime Complaint Center,
Federal Bureau of Investigation.

[SammieBabe]

Speeding on the way home from work..

[Agrias]

i stole a mashi maro eraser from the floor of an asian marketplace! D:

[Xaven]

I sat in the back of my adult-friend's van instead of sitting in a seat with a seatbelt.