I don't bother with software piracy any more as there's no real need, but I have a half decent job.

I'll still happily rip off music because I hate the RIAA and the BPI, but pop music is so rubbish there's nothing worth ripping off anyway.

Last illegal activity was... yesterday, driving through a "no vehicles except for access" side-road (wow, lock me up!) to avoid a blooming stupid "traffic calming" chicane that serves no purpose other than to cause massive queues and road rage. I also paid to download high quality episodes of Naruto which were blatantly being sold illegally.