When I was in fifth grade, another classmate attempted to assault me in the bathroom with no provocation. I stuck his head in the toilet and had to spend the day in the office and when I got home my mother was proud I stood up for myself and bought me an expensive LEGO set. 8-)

And I got into a locker room fist fight in eighth grade because I just wasn't in the mood for someone's staggering dicketry so I just kind of sucker-punched him and sent him flying into a locker and then he proceeded to slap me like a girl for about fifteen seconds. Three days vacation from school for the win. ^_^