NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[Spammerman]

Ma dad scwd up ma k3'/boa2d so now i can 7 7'/ no2mal. an'/7hing lik3 7his happ3n 7o '/ou 3v32?

[Rye]

How could this happen to meeeee? You BROKE my KEYBOARD.

My Dad spilled coffee on my nice cell phone, and it broke.

[Madame Adequate]

My dad sexually abused me and screwed my head up for, most likely, the rest of my life.

[Jowy]

My dad stole my car!

[Bunny]

I've never met my dad.

[Kuroshima]

My dad has been dead for about 13 years.

[Polaris]

my dad... my dad... My dad.... Damn I can't remember anything bad that my dad made recently!

[Roto13]

My dad let my (indoor) cat outside by accident for the zillionth time I had to go outside and get him. I'll never forgive him.

Oh, yeah, he's also a worthless bastard who's too lazy to get a job and, you know, support his family like a real man.

[XxSephirothxX]

Jesus, this thread is depressing.

Hmm...my dad's getting married to an idiot. Beyond that, I got nothin'.

[No.78]

My keyboards already disgusting and full of crumbs, but it works at least.

EDIT: Oh it's about peoples dads...

Erm...

Nothing then. Lol.

[escobert]

I haven't talked to my dad in awhile.

[Hazzard]

Father often talks in an Jamaican accent which is fake and gets annoying, on the occasion.

[Vikeve]

Father often talks in an Jamaican accent which is fake and gets annoying, on the occasion.

Are you kidding me that sounds awesome!

[Madame Adequate]

My keyboards already disgusting and full of crumbs, but it works at least.

[kikimm]

My dad puts a ridiculous amount of pressure on me to be stick thin and it's been smurfing me over for years.

:D