View Poll Results: Which utensil is the best?

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  • Knife (*Stab stab*)

    2 5.88%
  • Fork (*Poke*)

    9 26.47%
  • Spork (...what do you do with this thing?)

    11 32.35%
  • Spoon (A vote for the spoon is a vote for justice.)

    12 35.29%
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    Draw the Drapes Recognized Member rubah's Avatar
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    the spoon wins as far as carrying liquid goes.

    Forks can replace chop sticks and knives both.

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    Well I have a plan to take over the world with sporks... but I digress. The reason spoons take sporks is like whne you're eating like pudding you can never get all of it. The little jutted edges of the spork prevent you from eating all of that delicious pudding. So I go for spoon!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
    Forks can replace chop sticks and knives both.
    Tell that to a Texan. Five seconds on each side, please.

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    By knives I meant 'breadknives' not steak knives. Those are more like slicing serrated blades.

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    Chopsticks are so ridiculously inferior that they didn't even warrant a mention.

    Other utensils, like spatulas and egg whisks, are obviously special and important, but I was just focusing on the basic ones. Really, who would pick anything over a spatula?

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    Spork is the ultimate utensil, the fact it isn't winning the poll is shocking and disgusting.
    jkhkjg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sergeant Hartman View Post

    All of them!
    Can't argue with that.

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