Respect the spoon.

[Yamaneko]

Make love to a woman. Or maybe you can. How the hell should I know? That damned spork has seen more action than I ever have.

[41-Inches-Wide]

What can't you do with a spork?

YOU CAN'T KILL A PEOPLE NOOO... DUH.

[Leeza]

There is no spoon.

My most used utensil would be the fork, followed by the teaspoon. I rarely use a spoon.

[*ETERNAL FANTASY*]

me use hands *growl*

no seriously its either the spoon or my hands im too impatient for to use knives and i only eat with forks on "formal" ocassions! it must be the filo blood in me lol

[Sergeant Hartman]

All of them!

[Cz]

This poll takes a very narrow definition of utensil. What of the spatula, or the noble egg whisk?

[Captain Maxx Power]

Sporks obviously rule the roost. All it needs is a serrated edge along one of the handles and we can just use them for all our cutlery needs.

[aquatius]

Of course spoons are the best, but you forgot Knorks/Fifes.

[Xander]

I like little tiny weeny spoons, but I never like to eat too much in one mouthful so forks are pretty good for cake and stuff, but icecream requires SPOON. I guess fork is still my favourite.

[Tavrobel]

You forgot chopsticks, you slimey wench. Chopsticks can kill, and you can snatch flies with them.

[Laddy]

Spork.

Why:

-It stabs.
-It spoons.
-It sporks.
-It calls piranha.
-It saved my life.
-Its a good head of states.
-Its a trustworthy brand.
-Its my best friend.
-Its a spork.

[Dr Aum]

Spoons are the weaklings of the utensil race and therefore deserve to be outcompeted. After all, have you ever heard of someone being able to bend or break a knife or a fork with only his/her mind? Well, have you?

I rest my case. Down with spoons.

[Nefarious_Virtue]

I like to dual wield forks

[Misfit]

I like spoons 'cause I like cereal. :o

[Rocket Edge]

Gotta love the spoon people.