Originally, I was a knife man, but your epic descriptive powers have swayed me in favour of the oft-neglected spoon. You are a credit to spoon society, Wesley my good man.
Knife (*Stab stab*)
Fork (*Poke*)
Spork (...what do you do with this thing?)
Spoon (A vote for the spoon is a vote for justice.)
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
				
			
			
			
				Originally, I was a knife man, but your epic descriptive powers have swayed me in favour of the oft-neglected spoon. You are a credit to spoon society, Wesley my good man.