Spoons are the weaklings of the utensil race and therefore deserve to be outcompeted. After all, have you ever heard of someone being able to bend or break a knife or a fork with only his/her mind? Well, have you?
I rest my case. Down with spoons.
Knife (*Stab stab*)
Fork (*Poke*)
Spork (...what do you do with this thing?)
Spoon (A vote for the spoon is a vote for justice.)
Spoons are the weaklings of the utensil race and therefore deserve to be outcompeted. After all, have you ever heard of someone being able to bend or break a knife or a fork with only his/her mind? Well, have you?
I rest my case. Down with spoons.