It's going to be great

But really, me and some friends decided to make a movie, and were going to send to Youtube. It's going to be atleast 5 mins, and we'll probably put references to sites in it. Like one thing I was going to put EyesonFF.com on something viewable.

I wanted to get some major funny quotes to put into the movie said from members on this site. Can you provide me with some? Also, have you ever attempted to make a movie before?