A long long time ago, I can still remember how these forums used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had one chance, then I would spout my pompous opinions
And maybe I'd be happy- for a while
But February made me shiver
And every paper was hard written
Bad news on the doorstep
was that I was feeling somewhat inept
And I dont remember if I cried
When I heard that I had my ban request denied
But something touched me deep inside
the day I had no strength to decide

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What the hell was that? What the hell is wrong with me?
I'll tell you what's wrong- These forums have become an expensive tax on my time, and I don't have the strength of heart to quit on ym own because this is the kind of thing that I'm just so susceptible to.

Well, my life is getting complicated
(SPOILER)boo hoo- as if yours isn't
and I need to get out of here.

So please make statements on this thread that you think will help me leave.
Because we're not allowed to have threads where we talk about our opinions about ourselves- no "ME" threads, try to avoid talking about me in particular. So this isn't a goodbye thread.

It's just a thread that focuses on how we fail at stupid stupid things that we should be able to conquer so easily. And also, hopefully, the TMI here will be used as a barrier to keep me from coming back here for a while, since I can't leave on my own. Because I'm pathetic and I fail.

Anyway- Go!