I fail

[Martyr]

A long long time ago, I can still remember how these forums used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had one chance, then I would spout my pompous opinions
And maybe I'd be happy- for a while
But February made me shiver
And every paper was hard written
Bad news on the doorstep
was that I was feeling somewhat inept
And I dont remember if I cried
When I heard that I had my ban request denied
But something touched me deep inside
the day I had no strength to decide

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What the hell was that? What the hell is wrong with me?
I'll tell you what's wrong- These forums have become an expensive tax on my time, and I don't have the strength of heart to quit on ym own because this is the kind of thing that I'm just so susceptible to.

Well, my life is getting complicated
(SPOILER)boo hoo- as if yours isn't
and I need to get out of here.

So please make statements on this thread that you think will help me leave.
Because we're not allowed to have threads where we talk about our opinions about ourselves- no "ME" threads, try to avoid talking about me in particular. So this isn't a goodbye thread.

It's just a thread that focuses on how we fail at stupid stupid things that we should be able to conquer so easily. And also, hopefully, the TMI here will be used as a barrier to keep me from coming back here for a while, since I can't leave on my own. Because I'm pathetic and I fail.

Anyway- Go!

[Sergeant Hartman]

There's a world out there......

[theundeadhero]

Prioritize your life. Do the things you need to do, then in whatever time is left come back here. This place often steals time from my other hobbies, but nothing really important.

[Tasura]

Just find someone you really hate, that was enough to make me leave for about half a year until he was banned.

[black orb]

>>> Welcome to EoFF!..

[Mirage]

Why quit?

[Reles]

The weather's starting to warm up a bit, it's nice enough to wear shorts, so why don't you go outside and have a picnic on your front porch?

I totally did not try to rhyme there. ;-;

[TyphoonThaReapa]

IT'S HAS MIND CONTROL OVER YOU ALL!!!! THE ONLY WAY TO STOP IT IS TO DESTROY THE HEART...AND THAT WOULD BE...CID HIMSELF *gasp*!!! Cid is the master mind. He is your god now! Muahuahuhuahahuahah!!!!!!!

[bipper]

hrm, with my divorce and all I left to priorize my life, and I am no longer nearly as active as I ever was here. Life happens, and that will never change. So I would suggest just getting used to it, and don't get sucked into trolling debates and making sure you post like mad here anyways. Most pople here don't even read the whole post effectively wasting the time you took to write it out. Hell, I would be suprised if anyone is reading this now. So keep this low priority, or prehapse, a time-controlled escape.

[BarelySeeAtAll]

i like your rhyme... i cant really imagine eoff without you...

[Ki Ki]

You don't have to log on everyday!
You can just pop in every now and then so people know you haven't been eaten by giant man eating cannibal hamsters. You know?

[theundeadhero]

Also to make sure you haven't been eaten by ki ki

[Fire_Emblem776]

Find a hobble, something else you like to do.

[Madonna]

The less time you spend on EoFF, the less time you have to deal with Raistlin.

[41-Inches-Wide]

Aww, eoff is really not that bad. I don't find myself missing on life because of the forums, anyway.

You can learn the flute, though.