Post in this thread i said

[Hazzard]

I never really knew that this would be so hard
I thought i would sail through like writing a Christmas card
My goal is to walk the red carpet like Aladdin of Agrabah
But I'll probably end up drunk in some fat crap's bar

My lyrics have been awful, considering I am the best
I should go back to fiddling with my old chemistry set
On this site we know we have met;
Some very valuable friends who will never forget

HOO-RAHHHH

H-H-H-H-AZZARD!!!! COMING FROM THE HA3--WHERE THINGS GET GRITTY 2 DOUBLE 'O' SEVEN!!!

[Remon]

Past Passado Is what you call me
I just got stung by a bee
I smashed my head into the wall
And after that I started to lawl !
Now my head hurts like hell
I’m jumping from the window
So….farewell


Dynast-Kid of the royal family
His humor always makes me laugh
He’s a ff12 fan luckily
And in the end I’m gonna cough


Innocentenshi 7
Is an Angel from heaven
She befriends people within an hour
This innocent girl deserves a flower


Goldenboco’s our trusted man
A die hard chocobo fan
He’s great but he can’t fly
OMG look at the sky!!!!!


Lol
Just trying to rhyme I was
I hope Goldenboco,Dynast-Kid and innocentenshi7 don't kill me for making their poems shorter than mine

[I Am Stoner]

Oh dear the sheep have arrived
Now they have deprived
Us of our human souls
Shot them full of bullet holes
But wait, a man stands tall and free
A man that can see
A future with no sheep
A future where men can peep
In girls locker rooms for fun
Fun enough for everyone!!
Ooops that came out wrong
Time for me to put down the bong
And drift off to my happy place
I got the munchies, time to stuff my face

[Old Manus]

There once was an Admin called Leeza
Who had her name changed once to 'Geezer'
It caused a great laugh
For a day and a half
It was certainly a great crowd pleaser

limerix represent

[DM_Melkhar]

I was going to post sooner, but I can't rhyme very well you see;
So instead of finishing this post I'm just goin' to go pee.

Heh, that's quite amusing.

I hate rap. All I hear is someone talking in rhyme so incomprehensibly that even God probably can't understand what they're saying, over a quiet, very bland and basic backing tune that sounds as complex as a recorder lesson in a junior school.

Congratulations rappers, you have a talent for talking in rhyme, making little or no sense whatsoever and often talking so fast that a doctor would diagnose you with chronic verbal diarrhoea.

Please note: that's my own opinion, and the opinions of most people I know.

[Hazzard]

I was going to post sooner, but I can't rhyme very well you see;
So instead of finishing this post I'm just goin' to go pee.

Heh, that's quite amusing.

I hate rap. All I hear is someone talking in rhyme so incomprehensibly that even God probably can't understand what they're saying, over a quiet, very bland and basic backing tune that sounds as complex as a recorder lesson in a junior school.

Congratulations rappers, you have a talent for talking in rhyme, making little or no sense whatsoever and often talking so fast that a doctor would diagnose you with chronic verbal diarrhoea.

Please note: that's my own opinion, and the opinions of most people I know.

Alright, just to let you know--you're talking about MC's, and their mainly based in England. Those are the people who spray their lyrics really fast and rappers usually make it more slow; which is more understandable and clearer to hear, i guess.
I MC by the way.

[DM_Melkhar]

Alright, just to let you know--you're talking about MC's, and their mainly based in England. Those are the people who spray their lyrics really fast and rappers usually make it more slow; which is more understandable and clearer to hear, i guess.
I MC by the way.

Take away the speed with certain types then, but there's still the rest of it to consider there. Whether it's rapid or not, it doesn't change the rest of it.

[Bunny]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
And all the king's horses
and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty Dumpty together again.

I have a rhyme but it is inappropriate I think. It is an epic tale detailing the adventures of a talking cow, a broken hymen, and a scientist named Bendo.

[oddler]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
And all the king's horses
and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty Dumpty together again.

I have a rhyme but it is inappropriate I think. It is an epic tale detailing the adventures of a talking cow, a broken hymen, and a scientist named Bendo.

See? I told you
He would out do
Me.