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    Default ZOMG MY BDAY IS IN 9 MONTHS!

    But really, long before my dreams of becoming a female impersonator, and a backup for Johnny and the 2 tones* I had lofty ambitions.

    What those were?
    Tune in next time.


    *Sadly they broke up just days after this announcement, I am no longer responsible for endorsements.
    now safe beneath their wisdom, and their feet;
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    I'll be there with popcorn.

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    Is it flavored with butter?
    Flavoured for our canadian friends.
    now safe beneath their wisdom, and their feet;
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    Silly girl. Canadians don't have friends.

    Caramel Corn <3

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    They don't? I was under the impression they all danced in lederhosen* and held big mugs of beer, dancing to the best of patrick swayze polka hits.
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    ZOMG MY BDAY IS IN 9 MONTHS!
    Something about math and human gestation averages means that years ago your parents had the sex0r!

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    MANY years ago.
    It was clearly a special event, I think they dedicated a champaign toast to it. And then the back of a car got the nickname "Breeding a skt"
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    Somebody toss me some nunchucks quick!
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    Double posting? That's spam! :O

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    CRAP!
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    If you get pregnant now, you could have a baby for your birthday!

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    Wooooah. Har har, I was birthed A hell of a long time ago, looooser.

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    Merry birthday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roto13 View Post
    [COLOR=\"Silver\"]Double posting? That\'s spam! :O[/COLOR]
    hurf durf double posting by the way why are you annoucing your birthday is in nine months when nine months rolls around make a birthday thread about yourself

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