Here's a rhyme I made a little while ago, and by made I mean, took the lyrics to "Guns don't kill people, rappers do" and changed them a bit.

CKs dont delete smileys, Admins do,
Ask any oldbie and they'll tell you it's true,
It's a fact smiley makes you spam lots,
Like the filter telling everbody that RAISTLIN SUCKS!!! ,
You don't believe me? Here's my hype,
Offer me the spam thread and I'll show you the type,
Of spammer these smileys are breedin,
It's a fact that a spammer left me bleedin,
Raistlin made my mother say pimp
If I stuck with Ezboard then I woulda been hip,
But I didn't I got it wrong,
Old smurfing Manus told me to post some smurfing porn,
So I started, I made another thread,
The spam thread by HOORJ made my internet break,
So remember noobs from the head double tap,
CKs don't delete smileys it's just Yams!