If you would just come back to me I would be so GOOD!
Put your trust back in me the least I think you should.
We'll call it my pathology so I misunderSTOOD!
A bit selfish I should be if I could change I would.
You can see it on my FACE!

Um, yeah... If I'm not here, then I'm with the fiancee, playing FFXI, or doing something else.