Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 39

Thread: Chuck Nor ris dies 1v1 =(

  1. #1
    Your very own Pikachu! Banned Peegee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2001
    Posts
    19,488
    Blog Entries
    81

    Grin Chuck Nor ris dies 1v1 =(

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=BgCaluxiO...elated&search=

    Seriously, and on topic, I noticed that even in slow motion scenes both Chuck No<b></b>rris and Bruce Lee move amazingly fast.

    And since I'm not one to make any coherent sense between one sentence and the next, this topic is about how you love brisk iced tea.....I mean who is your favorite martial artist, if you care for that sort of thing anyway.

    ps: frigging don't censor Chuck No<b></b>rris' name ><

  2. #2
    This is England
    Papa Waigo
    Recognized Member DK's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2000
    Location
    All the time in Sunny Beach
    Posts
    7,921
    Articles
    25
    Contributions
    • Hosted Eyes on You
    • Former Site Staff

    Default

    Chuck Norris sucks.

    My favourite competitive martial artist is Peter Aerts, and in movies Tony Jaa and Jackie Chan.
    Last edited by DK; 03-27-2007 at 12:50 PM.

  3. #3
    Your very own Pikachu! Banned Peegee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2001
    Posts
    19,488
    Blog Entries
    81

    Grin

    I didn't say CN was my fav. I should post my favorite actor(s) which include (yeah yeah) Tony Jaa and Jet Li.

  4. #4
    Ghost of Christmas' past Recognized Member theundeadhero's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2001
    Location
    In Jojee's pants x_~
    Posts
    15,567

    FFXIV Character

    Villania Valski (Adamantoise)
    Contributions
    • Former Cid's Knight
    • Former Senior Site Staff

    Default

    It's about time he got his ass kicked
    I've never liked many martial art movies, so don't really know any martial artists.
    ...

  5. #5
    CimminyCricket's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Posts
    4,911

    FFXIV Character

    Caedus Ulvein (Sargatanas)

    Default

    About time? that happened thirty or so years ago, lol.


  6. #6
    Huh? Flower?! What the hell?! Administrator Psychotic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2002
    Posts
    53,286
    Articles
    71

    Default

    Street Fighter: The Movie was better than this. Kylie Minogue was in that so I'll say her. (sorry, Jean Claude!)

  7. #7
    A Lyrical Storm Is Coming TyphoonThaReapa's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    In Ya' Momma (From New Orleans, LA.)
    Posts
    4,789

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by DK View Post
    Chuck Norris sucks.

    My favourite competitive martial artist is Peter Aerts, and in movies Tony Jaa and Jackie Chan.
    Second that. Along with Bruce Lee and Jet Lee.
    A'yo son, TTR WAS HERE!!!
    (SPOILER)BITCHES


  8. #8
    Those...eyebrows... Recognized Member XxSephirothxX's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    SFCA
    Posts
    7,102
    Articles
    181
    Contributions
    • Former Senior Site Staff
    • Former Cid's Knight
    • Former Site Staff

    Default

    I don't really give a about Chuck Norris, but at least he doesn't sound like a mentally deranged chimpanzee every time he takes a swing at somebody.

    I haven't seen all that many martial arts films, but I really enjoy some of Jackie Chan's older stuff, before he got involved in American crap like The Tuxedo and The Medallion.

    Van Damme and Seagal are both great entertainment if you want to watch a hilariously bad movie, too.

  9. #9
    not you naan bread Sergeant Hartman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    on a higher plane
    Posts
    3,022

    Default

    Chan is the man.

  10. #10

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Sergeant Hartman View Post
    Chan is the man.
    I have to second this one.

  11. #11
    A Lyrical Storm Is Coming TyphoonThaReapa's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    In Ya' Momma (From New Orleans, LA.)
    Posts
    4,789

    Default

    Jackie Chan and Jet Lee in one movie would take this world by storm. No one will be safe. NO ONE!!!
    A'yo son, TTR WAS HERE!!!
    (SPOILER)BITCHES


  12. #12
    Ghost of Christmas' past Recognized Member theundeadhero's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2001
    Location
    In Jojee's pants x_~
    Posts
    15,567

    FFXIV Character

    Villania Valski (Adamantoise)
    Contributions
    • Former Cid's Knight
    • Former Senior Site Staff

    Default

    Steven Seagull is the worst one of all! It's cringworthy terrible every scene he plays.
    ...

  13. #13
    Not coming back. BarelySeeAtAll's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    lost..in your mouth
    Posts
    1,750

    Default

    go jackie!!!!lees kwl too though

    I am not a man

  14. #14
    cyka blyat escobert's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2001
    Location
    Rush B! NO STOP!
    Posts
    17,742
    Blog Entries
    4

    Default

    Jackie pwns with his rubber shoe.

  15. #15
    o double d to the l e r oddler's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    Arshkabalzk
    Posts
    5,430

    FFXIV Character

    Kelesis Aleid (Phoenix)

    Default

    The kitty's the ref!

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •