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    Quote Originally Posted by scrumpleberry
    Dang. Foiled.

    *sigh* I guess I'd just have to pick the most pressing issues the earth faces...boring...
    Why dont you just forget the bothersome world and ask instead to be more intimant with the genie?

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    1)To see Jesus
    2)To laugh with Jesus
    3)To go clubbing with Jesus and Michael Jackson!
    EOFF needs a resurgence to it's former glory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diango12 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by scrumpleberry
    Dang. Foiled.

    *sigh* I guess I'd just have to pick the most pressing issues the earth faces...boring...
    Why dont you just forget the bothersome world and ask instead to be more intimant with the genie?
    uhm...maybe we're not all greedy and horny :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Horny Araciel
    uhm...maybe we're not all greedy and horny :P
    Like I'm the only one.

    Besides it's not about passion its about voluptuousness! Genies are such a hot race he / she doesn’t matter. Denying it just proves what a horny person you are as we all whether we hide it or not want just that

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    uhhh....what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Confused Araciel
    uhhh....what?
    T_T

    Quote Originally Posted by Diango
    Like I'm the only one.

    Besides it's not about passion its about voluptuousness! Genies are such a hot race he / she doesn’t matter. Denying it just proves what a horny person you are as we all whether we hide it or not want just that

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    1.) More money then I can spend in 12 different lifetimes with several separate bank accounts, pin numbers, and whatever else need I'd need to keep it all safe. Then I'd just be able to buy whatever I needed and not waste more then one wish on material items, plus who needs to wish for sex, we all know money can easily get you sex.

    2.) Get rid of Global Warming, Nukes, and just about anything else that causes a threat to human existence on earth. What would be the point of all that money (or any other wish for that matter), if I just... died.

    3.) Mastery of the Longsword, or best Chess Player that ever existed- Undecided on which (don't ask)

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    It's simple...
    1. I want to be a Prince (not singer)
    2. I want to be saved from drowning
    3. Genie you're freeeee.....

    maybe I watched too many Disney movies...

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    Technically, theres no rules to wishes.
    It looks like the ground had a sex change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spammerman View Post
    Technically, theres no rules to wishes.
    Sure there are

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    You act like I understand any of that.
    It looks like the ground had a sex change.

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    hahah yeah rules...you can make a delayed blast fireball with a wish!

    BAM

    but not a meteor swarm...sweet irony

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrumpleberry View Post
    1) Infinite wishes.

    I would spend lots on the mandatory stuff - crime, racism, sexism AIDS, poverty, global warming yadda yadda.

    I would let everyone have a free regenerating giant cookie every day. :)

    I would have a magical black unicorn.

    His name would be cookie. :greenie:
    What, you would take control over other people's minds?
    everything is wrapped in gray
    i'm focusing on your image
    can you hear me in the void?

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    1) To be all knowing - to know everything that is, was and will/could be. Including languages real or not (like Vulcan, Klingon and Psychotic-speak)
    2) To have everyone who meets me have a strong underlying urge to like and trust me.
    3) To have the power of a master Empath.
    Round Two. Maybe.

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    hey zoder, if its not real then how can you speak it?
    It looks like the ground had a sex change.

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