*At the taping of the opening*

Auron: This is My story....err, the story
Zidane: Of eight strangers *under breath* even though I've slept with 3 of them
Rinoa: Picked to live in a house
Aeris: And haves their lives (or in my case, undeadness) taped
Barett: Find out what happens when people stop being !#@!#@# nice
Vivi: And start being real.....so we're establishing I am real then? I do exist?
Rikku: The Real World: Rikku Edition!
Zell: That's "Final Fantasy Edition"
Rikku: Not anymore it ain't.