"This just in."

"The newest crazy, known as "mii-ism" has struck the nation in a remarkably alarming fast pace. People known to have this syndrome appear lifeless, zoned out and in some cases appear to ignore all hygeine and social skills. If your friends let their hair grow, and start forming beards upon their faces, be warned. This CAN happen to you. Call your local poison control hotline, have a confrontation. This is the only way to snap them out of it."

"And now in local news, a kitty gets stuck in a tree!"