Okay Tidus, enough is enough

[Sephex]

Okay, dude. Seriously. We need to talk. You have issues. You and your girlfriend, Yuna. I bet you guys think I am going to bring up the laughing scene. WRONG! There is something much more...wrong...than that. Believe me, I am tempted to go on and on about it.

Anyway, Tidus, you don't exist. You never existed, really. And Yuna is in love with a DREAM. If I fell in love with a dream I would be really pissed off at my brain.

I know that it's not from your brain, Yuna. However, the Fayth DID dream them. So, you want to have sex with summon monsters dreams or something. That's ****ed up.

Back to Tidus. Your costume is dumb. You look like a boy band gangbanger with one pant leg being longer than the other. I also find it eerie that your necklace sticks to your chest to matter what. In Spira, no one can hear you scream! I know that makes no sense!

I bet Kimarhi was making sure that you guys didn't have sex in that kissing scene. That or he wanted to join in...the swim. I wasn't suggesting that he wanted to have sexual relations with you guys. That's just ****ed up.

Aauron and Wakka smoke a lot of pot, I'll bet. Wakka was voiced by the same guy who voiced Bender.

Anyway, why does Tidus play Blitzball if he hates his father so much?