Quote Originally Posted by Iri Valentine View Post
So, today, I was at church, sitting with my buddies Jack and David, and we were colouring my skin with gold. I have this natural gold ring that one of my exes bought me, and when you rub gold against my skin, it turns my skin black because I have very low blood-iron count. We were drawing designs on my skin that could rub away like an etch-a-sketch and it amusing for the time being.
Then, at lunch time, I realised how vulgar this was. Let's go make use of someone's anemia to color them!
What's vulgar about that? It's just a chemical reaction :p.