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    I'd at least have finished up. I mean, come on, parents or no parents, you gotta finish what you start.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spammerman View Post
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    It seems really stupid to do that kind of thing when you have teenage kids.
    Itll teach him not to watch porn anymore.
    That's true. At least now he won't grow up to be a depraved serial rapist.

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    Definitely funny. I'd feel bad for him, but it's just too humorous a story to sympathize.

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    This is the funniest thing I've read in a very long time.

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    Wow. Just...wow. I have nothing to say about this.

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    >>> Now i really want to see that porn flick..
    >> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..

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    That's horrible poor kid. I hope he's doing ok

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    ooh, Harsh... but funny, I guess.
    was all like to who was acctually feeling due to the fact that :oscar: & :frylock: couldn't go to his b'day party. patted him on the back and :mog: said there's always next year. felt more , felt , but :moose: (who knows when (as the person he is) he came in) was more of a . :magus: jumped in and told that no one really likes him. BROKEN ran everyone over with a :sophia:. So lived happily ever after, especially after he had with :rsl:
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    hahaha! i'd probably make my own porn just to spite them! HAHAH!
    ~*Fizzgig*~

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    Sounds pretty exciting. I wonder if his mum is hot.


    "... and so I close, realizing that perhaps the ending has not yet been written."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Moon Rabbits View Post
    It's things like this that make me appreciate my homosexuality even more.
    Gosh yes, we straight people are so silly, what with our Porno and other stuff. I mean it's not like there's Gay Porn or anything. Don't be ridiculous!
    There is no signature here. Move along.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giga Guess View Post
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    I wonder if he confronted his parents about it?
    I'd be too busy <strike>recoiling</strike> curling up into a ball and sucking my thumb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moon Rabbits View Post
    *WARNING* Some readers may be offended...i guess.



    It's things like this that make me appreciate my homosexuality even more.
    It won't be too much longer until a kid dls a video of his dad and his friend or uncle or partner, so I don't really understand your comment. It's not like it's illegal for a same sex couple to adopt kids. At least not everywhere.

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    How did the press find out?
    ...Geddit?

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    I wonder if his mum is hot.
    everything is wrapped in gray
    i'm focusing on your image
    can you hear me in the void?

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