Fun Fact # 71
Rinoa = Ultimecia = Ellone = Propagator = PuPu = Julia = Master NORG
Fun Fact # 71
Rinoa = Ultimecia = Ellone = Propagator = PuPu = Julia = Master NORG
Fun Fact #72
Square-Enix is the Yakuza.
The below sentence is true.
The above sentence is false.
Fun Fact #73
Only one Final Fantasy character wears eyeglasses - Cid from Final Fantasy VIII.
Money, power, sex... and elephants.
-- Capt. Simon Illyan, ImpSec
Fun Fact 74:
Cactuars are Tonberrys that have been inter-bred so many times that they're now warped cacti. When you kill cactuars, you are given their inbred disease called "Lots of Ability Points-itis".*
*(SPOILER)Elixir Pots also have this disease.
Originally Posted by Christmas
Fun Fact #75
Nobody noticed the secret love quad in X. Kimarhi was actually challenging the two guys for Yuna, what were they really doing alone in Malacania Woods? He looked very steamed, after Tidus had romped with the young lady. He was almost too attached to her, to attached indeed...
EOFF needs a resurgence to it's former glory.
Fun Fact 76:
Tidus didn't really like Yuna at all. She was the only available girl at the time (Lulu rejected him for Wakka and Rikku was underage), and he was feeling lonely.
Fun Fact #77
Rikku doesn't look like a hoe, more like a respectable businesswoman who wouldn't sleep around.
EOFF needs a resurgence to it's former glory.
Fun Fact #78
In the end of FFX Tidus didn't 'fade away', he gone into hiding. Because every time he alone with Yuna, she rapes him. Thats why theres FFX-2!
Fun Fact #79
This may come as a shock to you all, but Shadow liked Darkness, and was really a ninja/chef.
EOFF needs a resurgence to it's former glory.
Fun fact #80
Rabites were originally going to be the iconic monster for the Final Fantasy series, but as Chocobos had already been established, the designers at Squaresoft thought having a "good" yellow creature and a "bad" yellow creature would be too confusing for audiences outside of Japan, so they moved the Rabites over to the "...of Mana" series instead.
My Cure spell brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like: "It's better than yours."
Damn right, it's better than yours!
I could Heal you, but I have to charge.
Fun fact #81
Tifa = Jordan = Transexual. Why else do you think they're so big?
Please feel free to read my take on the official novalisation of Dissidia Final Fantasy at this link:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5580755/..._You_Fight_For
Fun Fact # 82
Sephiroth is the best villain ever.
Fun Fact 83:
Actually, Kefka is. Or some random evil dude from an episode of The Simpsons (Scorpio, I think his name was... and no, I'm not thinking of Snake).
Fun Fact #84
Homer Simpson was caught red handed, cause he went to a brothel with Vincent. A few words said by Vinny: "It appears we have been caught, our sham of frequent affairs to this house full of whores, will sadly...perish to dust, should we continue this charade or should we no longer condone this rash conceilance, we have chosen?"
Homer: "Errrr--Sure!"
EOFF needs a resurgence to it's former glory.
Fun Fact #85
Rinoa didn't join the Forest Owls just to spite her father; she's actually on the run from the police because she got drunk one night and hit three old ladies, a chocobo, and the last two moogles in the whole world with her car.
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