Final Fantasy Facts only YOU know!
Here's the thread idea. You list funny facts about Final Fantasy that only you can know... because you just made them :P
Fun Fact #1
In reality you cannot eat a Golden Chocobo for the meat contains trace amounts of 24 karat gold, and one serving size would destroy your digestion system killing you. On the positive side 1 Golden Chocobo has enough gold in its meat to make one bar of 24 karat gold.
Last edited by Goldenboko; 04-04-2007 at 01:40 AM.
Fun Fact #2
The Viera and Garif of FFXII are actually members of the same race! The Vieras are the sexy femlaes, and the Garif are the muscular, hairy maskfaces. And once every 4 years at the winter solstice, they all migrate up to the Giza Plains in a ritual mating ceremony.
Fun Fact #3
All of the Cids in FF are related. They just got separated into over twelve different universes/dimensions/games at birth.
fun fact #4
final fantasy sucks
Fun Fact 5:
Contrary to popular belief, Malboro tentacles do not cure foot odour.
Originally Posted by Christmas
I got another one!
Fun Fact #6
In reality Cloud didn't want to save the world; yes he's just that freakin' emo.
Fun Fact #7
Zell didn't like hotdog, he wants Chocobo ribs.
Fun Fact #9
Sephiroth didn't go mad and destroy Nibelheim after reading all those reports; he went mad after Zack hid his treasured teddy bear Bobbo.
Fun Fact #10
The one behind Ultimecia scheme to compress time and be omnipotent was Boco, but he lost comunication with Ultimecia since he was with Squall, that's the reason why Ultimecia plan failed!
Fun Fact 11:
The Buster Sword was actually a piece of polystyrene with a razorblade on the edge of it to make it sharp. This is why Cloud and Zack can carry it. Btw... they're actually weak sissies, and Zack only got into SOLDIER by bribing the authorities.
Fun Fact 12
The entirety of Final Fantasy VII was actually a combined hallucitination of Cloud, Sephiroth, Jenova and Yuffie's collective concious's.
Fun Fact 13
Black mages hats are actuly part of our own bodys. And our faces actuly are black holes
I'm back who mised me.
Tumble weed roles across the ground.
(Thinking) How the hell did he find that out! I must have a security leak.
Fun Fact #14
Originally FFIX was going to have kinky sex scenes in it, but they decided to edit it out so the game would be rated T.
Fun Fact #15
The reason why Squall is so nasty to everyone is because when he was young, his pink, pet pony was killed and eaten by ravenous badgers.
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