This photo is a scene-setter for what's coming up. I was on my way back from Pizza Hut, having enjoyed a lovely buffet with a friend. Pizza Hut provide crayons to any children eating there, so they can colour in some pretty pictures while they wait for their food. It could be considered a mistake if not for the fact that the ensuing artistic expressions are, frankly, goddamn funny. I laughed so hard it cured my hiccups!


Whew... I'm glad I've never met you!


The best at finding a use for wax.


"102 are 120", this seems to say. You can just make out an "ARE GAY" in there, but the 0 in the 120 makes it looks like an anarchy symbol. Wait, isn't that a punk thing? Amateurs.


What, you want me to come and spank your bottom and send you to bed with no supper?


Very helpful.


Did anyone else notice that the sheer stupidity of these images destroyed my ability to be witty about them? It's because I needed a smurfing lobotomy after seeing all these. Unfortunately, all I forgot was the operation itself, and I think I may have suffered some severe damage.

So, anyone else got awesome pics of terrible graffiti?