Front crawl - I'm best at this. 'Cause it's fast. And I can see.
Backstroke - Hate it. I always manage to bonk my head on something.
Breaststroke - When I'm dinking around, sure.
Butterfly - I dun like flailing about in the water trying to move.
Doggy Paddle - I sink too fast when I do this.
Kicking and screaming with armbands, floaters, a rubber ring and a personal lifeguard - Is the lifeguard hot?

Dolphin Kick - I heart this <3 It's fun!