What is marick???

[Momiji]

Everyone posting in this thread can go marick their maricks, marickmaricks.

SUCK MY MARICK

Official Forum Flame
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Dear:
[x] Clueless Newbie
[x] Loser
[x] Spammer
[x] 12 year old?
[x] Pervert
[ ] Nerd
[ ] l337 d00d/"vet"
[ ] Other:________

You Are Being Flamed Because
[ ] You posted a Nudity thread (anime or normal).
[ ] You whine like a bitch.
[x] You posted something completely irrelevant/retarded.
[ ] You started an off-topic thread.
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message .
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
[ ] You posted false information (or lack thereof).
[x] You posted something totally uninteresting.
[ ] You doubleposted.
[x] You posted a message all written in CAPS (oR aLtErNaTe CaPs).
[ ] You posted a X > Y thread. LAME.
[x] I don't like your tone of voice.

To Repent, You Must:
[x] Change your stupid username
[x] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[x] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Be my love slave
[x] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[x] Go stand in the middle of an intersection

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[x] Get a life
[x] Never post again
[x] I pity your dog
[x] I think your IQ must be 6
[x] Take your crap somewhere else
[x] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[x] All of the above

Need I say more?